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Posted by: BrianHutchins Jun 16 2005, 03:43 PM

How to play:
The answer to the previous question begins with the next letter of the alphabet. Plus the question or clue you post must have something to do with the previous question & answer. Connectivity is the real challenge to this game. Just read the following posts & you'll understand how to play.

There may be more than one correct answer to a question or clue, which takes the game in an unexpected direction!

Please consider what letters may be coming soon like Q or X or Z and try to write your clues & questions in a direction that will be helpful to the people who get those letters.

Example:
A red fruit that you give to your teacher........A

(The next post would look like this)
______________________________________________________________________________

Apple.

You ride this to school....... B

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jun 16 2005, 03:45 PM

Bus.

If you miss the bus, mom or dad will give you a ride in the.......C:

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jun 16 2005, 03:47 PM

Car.

Operating a car is called.........D:

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jun 16 2005, 03:49 PM

Driving.

Gasoline that makes the car go, is a form of..........E

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jun 16 2005, 03:55 PM

Energy.

Gas or wood when burned could be referred to as.....F

Posted by: OrlanDude Jun 16 2005, 06:14 PM

Fuel


Too much fuel burning causes this effect . . .G

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jun 16 2005, 07:30 PM

Greenhouse.

Greenhouses have alot of airborne moisture, known as........H

Posted by: chadesofblur Jun 16 2005, 08:42 PM

humidity

Humidity is caused by water, which when the temp drops below 32F becomes.... i

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jun 16 2005, 08:49 PM

Ice.

When it's cold & icy outside, to stay warm you might want to wear a.... J

Posted by: Neeltje Jun 16 2005, 09:42 PM

jumper

even when it's cold, some Scots still wear their K

Posted by: Spunknit Jun 17 2005, 02:48 AM

Kittens?!



I know, I know, its Kilts!

When the Scots wear their kilts, you can get a good glimpse of their L

Posted by: cBass Jun 17 2005, 10:45 AM

Loins?

Ok, how 'bout LEGS!


Also the name of a 1982 arcade game by Atari, the M has two pairs of legs for each one of their 20 to 100 or more body segments.

Posted by: OrlanDude Jun 17 2005, 01:33 PM

Millipede


Since millipedes are most active at night they are classified as N

Posted by: chadesofblur Jun 17 2005, 09:03 PM

nocturnal

Another nocturnal animal is an ...O

Posted by: joshiejack Jun 18 2005, 04:35 AM

owl

An owl is a bird and so is a P

Posted by: chadesofblur Jun 18 2005, 05:55 AM

Penguin

However, they don't fly, but they swim very ....Q

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jun 18 2005, 06:40 AM

Quickly.

You'd better swim quickly, if you fall out of the raft and into the...... R

This is going very well! I just thunk this game up the other day...... I'm glad you like it. You people are so wonderful & witty! Thank you all for playing!

Posted by: OrlanDude Jun 18 2005, 08:56 AM

river


Slow moving rivers often form deltas by depositing massive quantities of ....S

Posted by: joshiejack Jun 18 2005, 09:57 AM

sand?

sand is yellow, a lion is yellow, a lion is a big cat, and a T.... is also a big cat

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jun 19 2005, 02:22 AM

Tiger.

Tigers are protected by Game Wardens, who wear a unique special suit of clothing to help identify them; it's called a U

Posted by: Spunknit Jun 19 2005, 04:36 AM

Uniform

Saving one of the big cats makes the Game Wardens feel V

Posted by: joshiejack Jun 19 2005, 07:35 AM

Valumpciuous or very happy

Verry happy is me when i am W

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jun 19 2005, 09:13 AM

Wincing.

When you're wincing at the pain of a broken bone; you need to get an X......

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jun 20 2005, 08:00 AM

X-ray.

The X-ray technician at the hospital said his family raised big furry beasts from Asia for their wool. They're called..... Y

Posted by: Spunknit Jun 20 2005, 05:50 PM

Yaks.

You can close your newly made yak wool jacket with a Z

Maybe the next round could be a little more interesting by using unusual answers? What do you all think? Can't help myself, I don't want to be too conventional!

Posted by: OrlanDude Jun 20 2005, 06:09 PM

Zipper


Zippy, a kangaroo with a zippered pouch, is the mascot for the athletic teams of the University of A...


I agree, Spunky, so I made this question a little tougher.

Posted by: chadesofblur Jun 20 2005, 08:40 PM

Anteaters.

Something else that eats small nasty crawly things is a...B

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jun 20 2005, 10:04 PM

Beauty-Queen.

Life is hard for Beauty-Queens, especially during the swimsuit.....C



Great idea Spunky! Let's do!

Posted by: Spunknit Jun 21 2005, 02:32 AM

Check-out!

Jittery nerves can cause D

Posted by: citytrader Jun 21 2005, 10:58 AM

Dithers.

The dithers are terribly hard to shake especially if you have...E

Posted by: OrlanDude Jun 21 2005, 07:41 PM

Espresso



Espresso, cappuccino & coffee are made by passing water through grounds and a paper F...

Posted by: Neeltje Jun 21 2005, 09:54 PM

Filter

Biological and natural food shops sell coffee made of G

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jun 21 2005, 10:06 PM

Grease

Which can be used to flavor.......H

Posted by: Spunknit Jun 22 2005, 02:34 AM

Humans

Freezing temperatures make I

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jun 22 2005, 09:13 AM

Iconoclasts

Most iconoclasts exercize by taking up....... J

Posted by: joshiejack Jun 22 2005, 11:03 AM

Javelin Throwing

javelin throwers don't throw the javelin they K it

Posted by: Spunknit Jun 22 2005, 11:47 AM

Knit

Wonderful sweaters can be made from the wool of a L

Posted by: skatepunk42 Jun 22 2005, 12:02 PM

lambs

Oh dear my lamb sweater was eaten by [/B]M[B]

Posted by: Neeltje Jun 22 2005, 12:55 PM

Monsters

Monsters can become very N

Posted by: OrlanDude Jun 22 2005, 02:13 PM

Noxious



While not noxious, Noxzema can make your skin feel very O...

Posted by: Spunknit Jun 22 2005, 06:04 PM

Oxygenated

Fresh clean air makes breathing a P

Posted by: OrlanDude Jun 22 2005, 06:55 PM

Picnic


Picnics are often invaded by ants who are guided by their Q...

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jun 22 2005, 09:58 PM

Quick-step

Which is like marching but, without the........R

Posted by: Spunknit Jun 23 2005, 03:01 AM

Rats

Rodents of all kinds should be S

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jun 23 2005, 07:34 AM

Salted!

and served with a side of.......T

Posted by: Spunknit Jun 23 2005, 08:36 AM

Turtle!


A turtle can live U

Posted by: OrlanDude Jun 23 2005, 03:15 PM

unshelled


Turtles, along with all other reptiles, mammals, birds, etc are classified as V...

Posted by: Neeltje Jun 23 2005, 09:53 PM

Vertebrates

Very large mammals that swim in the oceans are W

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jun 23 2005, 10:15 PM

Welcome!

especially at my house where I let them play games on my.....X

Posted by: Spunknit Jun 24 2005, 06:51 AM

Xylophone!

Video games are popular among the Y

Posted by: citytrader Jun 24 2005, 08:11 AM

Yeti!

Yeti are actually descended from a race of african primates from the country known as Z

Posted by: joshiejack Jun 24 2005, 08:16 AM

Zooland

A zoo is where the great elephant eats A

Posted by: OrlanDude Jun 24 2005, 12:34 PM

Alpha-bits


Post cereals are usually eaten during B...

Posted by: joshiejack Jun 24 2005, 12:38 PM

Barbados gets bombed

Barbados is a C

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jun 24 2005, 11:39 PM

Condiment....

like relish made from pickles and ........D

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jun 24 2005, 11:41 PM

one words answers or hyphenated words only please Joshie.

Posted by: Spunknit Jun 25 2005, 03:32 AM

Drummers.

They are often considered strange & E

Posted by: pnkfloyd12 Jun 25 2005, 05:30 AM

Elephants

One of which, Dumbo, can F

Posted by: Neeltje Jun 25 2005, 05:39 AM

Fly

which I always have found very uncomfortable. I think certain creatures should stay on the G ....of course this doesnt apply for a certain beagle....

Posted by: chadesofblur Jun 25 2005, 06:31 AM

Gravy

Which is an odd thing to eat wether it's cold or H ...

Posted by: Spunknit Jun 26 2005, 03:36 AM

Hairy. (ewww!)

Finding a hair in your soup is I

Posted by: OrlanDude Jun 26 2005, 12:45 PM

Incredible


While soups usually come in cans, sauces usually come in J...

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jun 27 2005, 08:16 AM

Japanese

Which makes it hard to read the lable while you're in the..K

Posted by: joshiejack Jun 27 2005, 09:52 AM

Kamikaze

This can be otherwise known as the L

Posted by: Spunknit Jun 28 2005, 05:46 AM

Laundry

Which is done in a M

Posted by: chadesofblur Jun 28 2005, 06:22 AM

mango

Sweet juicy fruit is very N

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jun 28 2005, 08:46 AM

Naked

Which is also embarrassing when you're......O

Posted by: Spunknit Jun 28 2005, 09:48 AM

Outside!

You may get arrested by the P

Posted by: Neeltje Jun 28 2005, 11:11 AM

police

they'll take you to their office to get Q

Posted by: Spunknit Jun 28 2005, 11:41 AM

Quizno's!

Some people would rather eat at R

Posted by: OrlanDude Jun 28 2005, 08:23 PM

Refrigerator!


When snacking in the kitchen some people avoid a mess by eating over the S...

Posted by: chadesofblur Jun 28 2005, 08:52 PM

snakepit.

Use caution though, because falling in would be a mess of T

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jun 28 2005, 09:23 PM

Tulips

Which smell like a....U

Posted by: Spunknit Jun 29 2005, 03:01 AM

Unicorn

Since it is a mythical creature, seeing one would be V

Posted by: joshiejack Jun 29 2005, 07:49 AM

Valumpcious

A random word beginning with V is ^ and a random word beginning with X

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jun 29 2005, 09:01 AM

Xanadu

A mythical utopia where Southerners are allowed, but they don't let in any Y

Posted by: Spunknit Jun 29 2005, 09:18 AM

Yams

Which is not something you feed the animals at the Z

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jun 29 2005, 09:58 AM

Zone.

Let's try to make a wacky story this time!

Zoning out was a favorite past-time of Andy the A

Posted by: Spunknit Jun 29 2005, 10:51 AM

Ardvaark

They like to eat a certain kind of B

Posted by: Neeltje Jun 29 2005, 12:02 PM

Bug

that has lots of legs and is called C

Posted by: joshiejack Jun 29 2005, 12:10 PM

Catacomb, who is a bit D

Posted by: OrlanDude Jun 29 2005, 02:29 PM

Delirious from eating all of the E...

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jun 29 2005, 03:53 PM

Eggs

Which fell to the F

Posted by: pnkfloyd12 Jun 29 2005, 05:18 PM

Football which is a G

Posted by: Spunknit Jun 29 2005, 05:52 PM

Grocer, who packs groceries in a H

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jun 29 2005, 09:27 PM

Hosebag.... so Andy con take them I

Posted by: Spunknit Jun 30 2005, 02:35 AM

Independently, which is how our country has been for J

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jun 30 2005, 08:29 AM

Jeeps! Allowing us to drive all over K

Posted by: Spunknit Jun 30 2005, 06:21 PM

Knuckles

Which can drag if your arms are too L

Posted by: OrlanDude Jun 30 2005, 07:18 PM

Lethargic . . .

. . . which usually happens late at night; around M...

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jun 30 2005, 08:40 PM

Minneapolis

Where people run around in the cold weather, completely N

Posted by: Spunknit Jul 1 2005, 02:30 AM

Nuts

Squirrels forget where they bury them out in the O

Posted by: pnkfloyd12 Jul 1 2005, 04:25 AM

Octagon

Which has more sides than a P

Posted by: Neeltje Jul 1 2005, 05:13 AM

Pentagon

which has more sides than a Q

Posted by: Spunknit Jul 1 2005, 08:15 AM

Q-tip

Which can be used to clean R

Posted by: OrlanDude Jul 1 2005, 01:14 PM

Reptiles . . .

. . .many of which belong to the order/family called S...

Posted by: Spunknit Jul 2 2005, 04:34 AM

Slippery


Which can cause injuries & T

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jul 2 2005, 10:22 PM

Tension.....

contributing to the sweaty stain in your ...U

Posted by: pnkfloyd12 Jul 3 2005, 05:58 AM

Ukelele

Which is not to be confused with a V

Posted by: RcTtYcOoNiSt05 Jul 3 2005, 06:49 AM

VIP

Rct3 VIP's have their names.....S

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jul 3 2005, 08:59 PM

Sorry, your post should have ended with a W... please go to the first post page & read how to play. Or was this a typo???

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jul 3 2005, 09:03 PM

VIP

Rct3 VIP's have their names.....W

Posted by: chadesofblur Jul 5 2005, 04:51 PM

Whisked away to a distant planet in an ... X

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jul 5 2005, 09:19 PM

Xylophone playing songs from........Y

Posted by: Spunknit Jul 6 2005, 02:55 AM

Yeti

Which have been known to frequent Z

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jul 6 2005, 06:05 AM

Zsa Zsa Gabor's Bar & Grill. Where most of the patrons like to eat ..A

Posted by: OrlanDude Jul 6 2005, 02:23 PM

Aphids (It is in California, don't you know)


Aphids are tiny insects that infest plants like B...

Posted by: Spunknit Jul 7 2005, 11:48 AM

Buzzards


A huge party is given the day these large birds return to C

Posted by: OrlanDude Jul 8 2005, 10:11 AM

Capistrano (actually Hinckley, OH)


:::non-sequitur coming:::Cappuccino & espresso are served in small coffee cups called D...

Posted by: Spunknit Jul 8 2005, 10:30 AM

^^^^ He's right!

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jul 9 2005, 10:01 PM

Demitass

They drink more coffee in the USA than they do in E

Posted by: SythDude Jul 9 2005, 11:59 PM

Estonia (Yeah, you thought I would say Egypt didn't you!?)

Small chickens flock to the city of F

Posted by: Spunknit Jul 10 2005, 04:31 AM

Fowl

Which also can describe this type of G

Posted by: OrlanDude Jul 10 2005, 08:07 AM

Grouse


Florida residents are grousing about severe storms like H...

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jul 10 2005, 09:39 AM

Hurricanes

Stormy weather can be a major I

Posted by: Spunknit Jul 11 2005, 03:02 AM

Itch

Older people can experience pain in their J

Posted by: Neeltje Jul 11 2005, 05:13 AM

jaws

and also in their K

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jul 11 2005, 06:32 AM

Kiester. (ars)

Kiesters can be short or L

Posted by: BeastFan04 Jul 11 2005, 07:18 AM

Long.

Old people should eat more M

Posted by: OrlanDude Jul 11 2005, 05:43 PM

Metamucil


Fiber is an important part of any diet and a good source is N...

Posted by: Spunknit Jul 13 2005, 06:15 AM

Nastiness

Which is a major source of irritation for O

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jul 13 2005, 11:57 PM

Opium addicts... who consistently keep P

Posted by: Spunknit Jul 14 2005, 06:09 AM

Pineapple

Which is good to have on hand when you need a snack Q

Posted by: skatepunk42 Jul 14 2005, 07:29 AM

Quaker

You know those guys that wear silly hats to the R

Posted by: OrlanDude Jul 14 2005, 01:54 PM

Regatta ?


Regattas are races that may involve wind-powered vessels called S...

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jul 14 2005, 09:23 PM

Scooners.... which is also the name of a medium size glass of T

Posted by: Spunknit Jul 15 2005, 02:59 AM

Turnips

Which is veggie with roots U

Posted by: chadesofblur Jul 15 2005, 08:15 PM

Uglier. . . than the ugliest V

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jul 15 2005, 10:56 PM

Vulture..... which loves to eat W

Hey! let's try to tell a story next round.
Just end your post after a sentence or two, in a suspenseful Cliff-Hanger style! Then post the next letter of the alphabet to start the following post!

Posted by: Spunknit Jul 16 2005, 03:30 AM

Watermelon

Which will be underripe if it looks Y

Posted by: Neeltje Jul 16 2005, 01:21 PM

yellow

which will give it a special Z

Posted by: OrlanDude Jul 16 2005, 08:05 PM

...zesty taste. After eating the foul melon, I doubled over in pain and called an A...

Posted by: Spunknit Jul 17 2005, 03:50 AM

Artichoke. While in the peril of my circumstances, I realized that by calling an artichoke, I was throwing all caution to the B

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jul 17 2005, 09:26 AM

brackish waters of the swampy area where I grew up. Realizing that I had to do something, I decided to C

Posted by: Spunknit Jul 18 2005, 07:54 AM

Charge it on my credit card. This didn't work because approval was D

Posted by: chadesofblur Jul 18 2005, 08:35 AM

Damp. I would have written a check instead, but I was shaking so bad from fear of E

Posted by: OrlanDude Jul 18 2005, 10:56 AM

...euphoria. You see I get so happy writing checks that I sometimes just start dancing the F...

Posted by: Spunknit Jul 18 2005, 11:07 AM

Flipper. You know who Flipper is, right folks? He's the sweet little G

Posted by: pnkfloyd12 Jul 18 2005, 03:04 PM

Garage. Which is usually attached to a h

Posted by: erhswimming Jul 18 2005, 06:52 PM

House. I lived in a special one way up north by some rabid polar bears called an i

Posted by: OrlanDude Jul 18 2005, 07:00 PM

immense property tax bill, which if you don't pay, the county tax collector will throw you in J...

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jul 18 2005, 09:15 PM

Jamaica! It's a little known secret that the tax man wil send you there. I spent most of my time trying to find a great big K

Posted by: Spunknit Jul 19 2005, 09:32 AM

Kirk, but I had to settle for marrying my L

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jul 19 2005, 03:41 PM

Llama herder......She was so happy to be with me, she told all of her friends that we were going to M

Posted by: Neeltje Jul 19 2005, 08:39 PM

Missisippi. The trip exceeded our wildest expectations, we even N

Posted by: Spunknit Jul 20 2005, 05:18 AM

Navigated the rivers. It was so much fun being out in the O

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jul 20 2005, 03:44 PM

Open, running around buck-naked. Suddenly I realized that I had to P

Posted by: OrlanDude Jul 20 2005, 05:26 PM

...pour the group another round of drinks. In the cooler I found pints and liters but no Q...

Posted by: Spunknit Jul 21 2005, 05:21 AM

Quivers, which I was starting to do, considering I wasn't wearing any clothes. So I started to R

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jul 21 2005, 06:47 AM

retrace my steps to find out why I'd originally decided to come here. Of course, I wasn't watching where I was going, and I fell into a big pile of S

Posted by: Spunknit Jul 22 2005, 05:41 AM

Spaghettios. This caused a major backup because the sauce had gotten into my T

Posted by: OrlanDude Jul 22 2005, 07:46 PM

tailpipe, at least that's what they called it in the south. The sauce was everywhere so I used a hose to rinse out my U...

Posted by: Spunknit Jul 23 2005, 04:05 AM

Undercarriage. I never realized how much trouble not wearing clothes in Spaghettios could possibly be. Next time I'll V

Posted by: OrlanDude Jul 23 2005, 09:18 AM

value the advice of Chef Boy-R-Dee who once said "Spaghettios are for kids, not for W..."

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jul 23 2005, 07:18 PM

Women walking around in the buff looking for Starship Captains to marry. This entire topic had me so riled up I decided to relax by playing my favorite instrument, the X

Posted by: Neeltje Jul 23 2005, 10:26 PM

Xylophone, after a while I was relaxed and looked around for someone to accompany me, yes, I was looking for Y

Posted by: Spunknit Jul 24 2005, 03:32 AM

Yellow flowers. By showing my softer side, I had thought this would wrap up this tale of Z

Posted by: OrlanDude Jul 24 2005, 08:20 AM

Zany adventures, but I was wrong. We departed Mississippi for parts unknown and somehow ended up in A...

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jul 24 2005, 10:04 AM

Albany, New York! where we ran into our long lost B

Posted by: Spunknit Jul 25 2005, 10:26 AM

Baseball, which had been missing for a number of years. It was such a happy time & we C

Posted by: OrlanDude Jul 25 2005, 06:23 PM

Crocheted some baseball gloves from the spare yarn we had wisely packed on our trip. Sadly, the yarn baseball gloves quickly became D...

Posted by: Spunknit Jul 26 2005, 10:14 AM

Dementors, which started to chase us around the Mart, trying to give us each a Death Kiss. Fortunately, that plan was foiled by E

Posted by: BrianHutchins Jul 26 2005, 09:34 PM

Emily Pickens a third year from Hufflepuff, whom Harry had never met. Finding out her patronus was that strong was a surprise, and Harry thought he would F

Posted by: Spunknit Jul 27 2005, 05:48 AM

Fry some chicken for everyone. Fortunately, everyone was very hungry & G

Posted by: SythDude Jul 27 2005, 10:02 AM

Grabbed frappucinos for everyone to H

Posted by: OrlanDude Jul 27 2005, 02:43 PM

hold high as we all toasted to the success of Hogwarts. Meanwhile, deep in the cavernous wine cellar, professor Snape I...

Posted by: Spunknit Jul 28 2005, 06:03 AM

Imbibed on cooking sherry & mead. After he was feeling quite happy, he decided to J

Posted by: chadesofblur Jul 28 2005, 06:20 AM

Jump on the trampoline. Unfortunatly he was a bit too tipsy and K

Posted by: OrlanDude Jul 28 2005, 05:30 PM

knocked over the fine porcelain vases surrounding the trampoline. Just what these vases (and a trampoline) were doing in the wine cellar was anybody's guess, as they belonged in the L...

Posted by: Spunknit Jul 29 2005, 06:56 AM

Lazy students who found that trampoline trivia was quite entertaining to those involved with M

Posted by: OrlanDude Jul 30 2005, 07:07 AM

mind-reading, for knowing everyone's innermost secrets can be quite amusing, except, of course, for the N___

Posted by: Spunknit Jul 31 2005, 04:20 AM

Neanderthals, whose brain capacity was severly lacking any depth. This caused the civilization to O

Posted by: OrlanDude Jul 31 2005, 08:23 AM

originate the electoral process, which allowed these Neanderthals to gain high office without having to use their limited mental capacity. Once elected they P____

Posted by: Spunknit Jul 31 2005, 04:56 PM

Peter Pan, wearing tights became a raging fashion statement. Everywhere one looked, folks were spreading spandex over their Q

Posted by: skatepunk42 Aug 1 2005, 04:21 PM

Quintuplets, which if one is not careful may cause R

Posted by: OrlanDude Aug 1 2005, 07:02 PM

really tight fitting, but matching outfits. These five spandex outfits were so tight that anyone could clearly see the quintuplets' S____

Posted by: Spunknit Aug 3 2005, 03:06 AM

Silicone implants. The general public was outraged at the horrendous work of the plastic surgeon. The gathering crowd began to T

Posted by: OrlanDude Aug 3 2005, 02:39 PM

tar and feather this so-called "physician" until one of the quints spoke in his defense saying, "U___

Posted by: skatepunk42 Aug 5 2005, 06:51 AM

Unsafe sacks of sand are fine by me and they look better than my V

Posted by: OrlanDude Aug 5 2005, 07:20 PM

vacant facial expression!" Perplexed, the riotous crowd broke out in laughter and W___

Posted by: Spunknit Aug 7 2005, 03:55 AM

Watered the flowers to show their peaceful, loving spirit. Thoughts of riots were now long forgotten as they began to X

Posted by: OrlanDude Aug 7 2005, 07:55 AM

Xerox their bare backsides. Once finished, the group mailed these revealing photocopies to Congress as a protest to the recently passed law banning Y

Posted by: skatepunk42 Aug 7 2005, 10:04 AM

yardarms. The law truly offends Z

Posted by: BrianHutchins Aug 7 2005, 09:52 PM

Zealous sailors who need said yardarms to sail. The public uproar was deafening, enticing the sailors to start A

Posted by: Spunknit Aug 10 2005, 05:56 AM

Adding sprinkles on their cupcakes. Suddenly, the B

Posted by: OrlanDude Aug 10 2005, 03:16 PM

bakery exploded, sending cupcakes and tarts in every direction. It was later discovery that instead of flour the baker used C

Posted by: chadesofblur Aug 10 2005, 06:32 PM

calendar girls, which would seem odd if you didn't know the baker's sordid past. Apparently he used to associate a lot with D

Posted by: BrianHutchins Aug 11 2005, 08:28 AM

Drag Queens; who encouraged him to bake cakes large enough to E

Posted by: Spunknit Aug 11 2005, 10:43 AM

Establish a new housing project. The fluffy innards were layered with raspberry glaze & topped with F

Posted by: OrlanDude Aug 11 2005, 03:13 PM

frozen peas from Birdseye. The baker found that Birdseye frozen vegatables were much firmer than the one's from G

Posted by: Spunknit Aug 12 2005, 05:55 AM

Granny's garden, only because she likes them wrinkley just like her H

Posted by: BrianHutchins Aug 12 2005, 12:39 PM

Hefty backside; which flaps violently in a stiff breeze. She has been trying to control this undulating motion by installing an I

Posted by: Spunknit Aug 13 2005, 03:41 AM

Intercom to provide advance warning to unsuspecting passersby. After being slapped upside the head a few times, the people J

Posted by: OrlanDude Aug 14 2005, 02:50 PM

justly decided that the intercom did not give enough warning and put up large K

Posted by: pnkfloyd12 Aug 14 2005, 05:51 PM

K-mart. And in anticipation of the big sale, people were L

Posted by: OrlanDude Aug 18 2005, 02:12 PM

laughing uncontrollably; for unbeknownst to them, an evil presence has slipped nitrous oxide into their M

Posted by: Spunknit Aug 19 2005, 04:30 AM

Malt-O-Meal, causing mass hysteria to course throughout the city. Realizing the futility of N

Posted by: pnkfloyd12 Aug 19 2005, 08:07 AM

napalm, the Air Force no longer flew O

Posted by: OrlanDude Aug 19 2005, 01:22 PM

over enemy territory, opting instead to lob explosive eggs at unfriendly targets. Unfortunately, the hostile enemy used the eggs to make Q

Posted by: pnkfloyd12 Aug 19 2005, 03:34 PM

quantum leaps over the letter P. After stockpiling all of the explosive eggs, the enemy R

Posted by: Neeltje Aug 19 2005, 10:39 PM

retreated and dropped a tiny suggestion to the air force about the eggs being stockpilled in the S

Posted by: Spunknit Aug 20 2005, 03:54 AM

spotlight because it caused them to overheat. When they broke open, they released the most toxic odors, causing the citizens to T

Posted by: OrlanDude Aug 20 2005, 08:22 AM

turn their noses upward giving the entire population a snobbish appearance. Eventually, the noxious fumes overcame the U



Oops! Sorry about the alphabetic error pnk; nice recovery though

Posted by: Spunknit Aug 21 2005, 05:37 AM

unwashed laundry, causing more odors to permeate the crowd, resulting in V

Posted by: OrlanDude Aug 21 2005, 10:56 AM

vague threats to the chemical industry for stronger deodorants. In response to this clamor, Dupont W

Posted by: pnkfloyd12 Aug 21 2005, 01:24 PM

withdrew their bid to land this contract, opting instead to X

Posted by: OrlanDude Aug 21 2005, 03:50 PM

xylograph their company logo into the oak trees that lined the city streets. Of course, this enraged Y

Posted by: BrianHutchins Aug 22 2005, 10:17 PM

Young lover whose carved initials in the oak trees were obliterated by Duponts' xylography. Demanding justice, the young lovers sought the help of Z

Posted by: Spunknit Aug 23 2005, 03:10 AM

Zebulon's alien army to conquer the evil mega-corporation. Initials were randomly carved in trees all over town, as a calling card of warning to the unsuspecting conglomerate. Focusing the mind altering laser directly at the headquarters, the alien army gave the young lovers the "thumbs up" signal as a sign of impending victory. The young lovers sat back & watched on their large screen TV as the A


Sorry, got a little carried away with the story!

Posted by: BrianHutchins Aug 23 2005, 10:17 AM

Advertising genius tried to sell this wild story to his clients, hoping to convince them that an alien invasion is the perfect advertising campaign to launch their new line of B

Posted by: OrlanDude Aug 23 2005, 04:35 PM

butter-flavored popcorn. Since the masses were used to munching on snacks while watching alien invasion movies, the campaign worked and the advertising genius was presented with a C

Posted by: pnkfloyd12 Aug 23 2005, 05:56 PM

cucumber, perfect for adding to salads. All that's left is to add the right D

Posted by: Spunknit Aug 24 2005, 02:51 AM

dance music to make you want to get up & boogie. Just put on your dancing shoes & make up the moves as you go along. Try to keep in step with E

Posted by: OrlanDude Aug 27 2005, 07:44 AM

Elvis impersonators who perfected their craft watching reruns of "The Ed Sullivan Show" on the cable access channel. Just up the dial, you'll find the newest cable channel, the F

Posted by: pnkfloyd12 Aug 27 2005, 09:16 AM

Firefly channel, where viewers can learn all about the illuminating insect. If fireflies don't interest you, you can always G

Posted by: BrianHutchins Aug 27 2005, 01:59 PM

Grab a bag of Cheetos and watch the latest episode of "Mike Meets Murphy" on the Rainbow Network. Try to keep a straight face as Murphy desperately tries to H

Posted by: Spunknit Aug 27 2005, 03:21 PM

Hire lawn maintenance workers, but ends up cutting his own grass. Be sure to stay tuned to the next amazing reality show afterwards, I

Posted by: OrlanDude Aug 27 2005, 07:04 PM

"Ice Sculpture School", where unsuspecting students are blind-folded & spun around, then handed a chainsaw & an ice pike and asked to carve a block of ice into a J

Posted by: Spunknit Aug 28 2005, 04:14 AM

jack-in-the-box. Same time, same place, same channel, all day, all night, we play the best in reality TV for those in the K

Posted by: OrlanDude Aug 29 2005, 05:17 PM

know. Of course, for the masses who are clueless there's always the FOX News Channel, this weeking featuring a report on L

Posted by: chadesofblur Aug 29 2005, 08:13 PM

laughing stock, which is apprently something to be taken seriously. Jokers, Kings and Jacks usually like to spend time M

Posted by: Spunknit Aug 30 2005, 07:08 AM

monitoring laughs per second from watching Fox News. Careful collaberation with N

Posted by: OrlanDude Sep 2 2005, 09:26 AM

news media decision makers can warp one's sense of reality, therefore, it's a good idea to protect one's fragile mind by O

Posted by: pnkfloyd12 Sep 2 2005, 05:03 PM

occupying various third world countries except for P

Posted by: Spunknit Sep 3 2005, 04:16 AM

parts that run rampant with wild beasts. In that case, you should find the exit as Q

Posted by: Neeltje Sep 3 2005, 06:23 AM

quick as possible, or R

Posted by: BrianHutchins Sep 3 2005, 07:31 AM

Retreat to the nearest pub to partake in a nice tall glass of S

Posted by: OrlanDude Sep 3 2005, 02:13 PM

sudsy ale and something to nosh on. Of course, you'll need to have a designated driver because after quaffing a few brews you're likely to be a bit T

Posted by: Spunknit Sep 4 2005, 04:32 AM

tougher, because, as we all know, alcohol makes for instant idiots. After getting pummeled by the 6'5" brute that you insisted took your car (your's was across the street), you stumbled to the faucet so you could run your head with cold water. While U

Posted by: OrlanDude Sep 4 2005, 10:34 AM

under the stream of cold water, trying to sober up, you discover, lying in the sink's drain trap, a V

Posted by: Spunknit Sep 5 2005, 05:26 AM

version of life like you never imagined. It was however, only a figment of your delusional state. This is one good reason not to dream W

Posted by: chadesofblur Sep 5 2005, 08:30 PM

without adult supervision, which is a good idea really on most occasions. However, you will forgo the grown ups when sifting through your significant others' X

Posted by: BrianHutchins Sep 6 2005, 05:11 AM

X-tra underwear. Life is like a drawer full of skivies, you never know what pair will make you feel good. Sometimes, tighty-whiteys can creep up on Y

Posted by: Spunknit Sep 6 2005, 11:55 AM

your yams. At least you can avoid any issues that you might have by going commando with your Z

Posted by: OrlanDude Sep 6 2005, 05:29 PM

zipper fully secured in the closed position, otherwise your goodies might be seen by prying eyes. This new-found freedom can be quite A

Posted by: chadesofblur Sep 7 2005, 07:20 PM

airy on the underparts if you know what I mean. If you DO opt to z-y-z-p-d-q you should first be sure to carefully stow your B




stop it you

Posted by: Spunknit Sep 8 2005, 06:46 AM

belongings below deck. Sailing can be relaxing & will C

Posted by: Neeltje Sep 8 2005, 10:52 AM

calm you D

Posted by: OrlanDude Sep 9 2005, 01:50 PM

down until the wind starts whipping up and you realize you're in the middle of an E

Posted by: Spunknit Sep 12 2005, 02:57 AM

eclipse of the sun. You panic when you realize the sun will be F

Posted by: OrlanDude Sep 15 2005, 05:40 PM

formulating an unseen plan to destroy you. To foil the sun's plan you quickly apply massive quantities of G

Posted by: Spunknit Sep 16 2005, 02:10 AM

goo all over your extremities. While you know this is for your own protection, you H

Posted by: OrlanDude Sep 16 2005, 05:43 PM

hope that the goo will give your skin that youthful luxurious look you've always craved, but alas, the goo became I

Posted by: pnkfloyd12 Sep 16 2005, 06:50 PM

Islamic and changed it's name to J

Posted by: OrlanDude Sep 18 2005, 09:52 AM

Jim-Bob and rented a mobile home right next to Spunky's kin. Oddly, no-one qestioned why glob of Islamic goo would chose to live in a trailer park in the middle of tornado alley, but K

Posted by: Spunknit Sep 19 2005, 07:41 AM

kids will be kids. In our family, my playground is your playground & we L

Posted by: OrlanDude Sep 20 2005, 06:21 PM

lead all the children in a rousing game of M

Posted by: Neeltje Sep 20 2005, 09:17 PM

Michael row the boat ashore. A very exciting game, since there's always the possibility of kids falling overboard and N

Posted by: Spunknit Sep 21 2005, 05:06 AM

netting a big fish. Then we go home for supper, where we have catfish grilled O

Posted by: OrlanDude Sep 21 2005, 02:29 PM

over the engine block of a '67 Chevy wagon that just so happens to up on cinder blocks in the front yard. Grilling on an engine block leaves the fish tasting like P

Posted by: Spunknit Sep 22 2005, 05:12 AM

pound cake in the morning. Nothing tastes better, except maybe peanut butter toast with Q

Posted by: OrlanDude Sep 24 2005, 11:23 AM

quince slices on the side, that is, if you can find them since the quince fruit is quite R

Posted by: Neeltje Sep 24 2005, 12:18 PM

rare. but if one really is craving for something similar to a quince sandwich, one can replace the quince by S

Posted by: Spunknit Sep 25 2005, 04:25 AM

selling body parts on the black market. Just beware you don't fall asleep in a strange motel room with any unknown persons who might T

Posted by: OrlanDude Sep 25 2005, 07:04 PM

try to ring up charges on your room service bill; some black marketeers can be very U

Posted by: Spunknit Sep 28 2005, 05:52 AM

uppity, especially when you try to pass off Play-Doh as an expensive dinner. Trying this can cause serious side effects & V

Posted by: chadesofblur Sep 28 2005, 06:19 AM

vericose veins to burst in lumpy thighs. This can be unattractive to look at, but it can be helpful to W

Posted by: BrianHutchins Sep 28 2005, 07:35 AM

Wring your hands in desperation...... the stress involved can be very X

Posted by: OrlanDude Sep 28 2005, 08:26 PM

xanthic and leave one looking very pallid, therefore it is best to just stand up and Y

Posted by: Spunknit Sep 29 2005, 10:42 AM

yodel to the crowds. Nothing like a rip-roaring yodel to get the crowds on their feet & dancing! Just beware of Z

Posted by: OrlanDude Oct 1 2005, 01:31 PM

zephyrs blowing from the south. These light winds can unbalance even the best dancers, causing them to break their A

Posted by: Kace Oct 1 2005, 04:24 PM

ankle

A broken ankle won't b

Posted by: Spunknit Oct 5 2005, 04:40 AM

be as painful if you are sure to ingest lots of alcohol to numb the pain. I prefer vodka or a nice C

Posted by: chadesofblur Oct 9 2005, 06:52 PM

cats milk tonic. MmMmMm, yep, a good cats milk tonic on the rocks hits the spot after a long day working in the D

Posted by: Neeltje Oct 9 2005, 10:16 PM

Dairy farm. At the end of the week you can't stand the smell of any more cow milk produce, but you sure would like to have some E

Posted by: Spunknit Oct 11 2005, 07:21 AM

electrolysis to help with the overgrowth of fur near your udders. A well groomed cow is a F

Posted by: OrlanDude Oct 14 2005, 08:24 PM

far cry from a successful dairy farm, unless of course, one builds a G

Posted by: chadesofblur Oct 16 2005, 11:29 AM

great big wall, like the one in China so the cows cant randomly stray. For advice on wall building, I recommend looking over architecture(sp?) books written byH

Posted by: Spunknit Oct 17 2005, 08:30 AM

Howard the Duck, who acheived his 15 minutes of fame during the Eighties. For those who don't know Howard, please refer to the I

Posted by: pnkfloyd12 Nov 2 2005, 06:23 PM

Independent insurance agent for all your insurance needs. If you don't need insurance, then J

Posted by: chadesofblur Nov 3 2005, 04:38 PM

jump in a lake! Don't you know that EVERYONE needs k

Posted by: OrlanDude Nov 4 2005, 02:07 PM

kumquats, kiwis and other oddball fruits in order to make the best tropical punch? Be sure to mix it well and, to add some zing, throw in some L

Posted by: Spunknit Nov 5 2005, 06:23 AM

Legal briefs, for the best coverage. When hiring an attorney, be sure to check for any M

Posted by: pnkfloyd12 Nov 5 2005, 06:31 AM

money between the seat cushions, because lawyers aren't cheap. They're N

Posted by: Spunknit Nov 5 2005, 09:39 AM

Nasty bottom dwelling critters who deserve nothing better than O

Posted by: chadesofblur Nov 7 2005, 07:37 AM

old curdled milk which, coincidentally, I had with breakfast today. You may gag hearing that tidbit, but remember: Funky milk in your cereal is better than a big steamy plate of P

Posted by: Spunknit Nov 9 2005, 07:48 AM

pickles, cause everyone knows that pickles should be consumed chilled, although room temperature is also Q

Posted by: chadesofblur Nov 13 2005, 06:39 PM

quacktackular when used to play duck duck goose. Avoid playing strenuously however, or you may get a r

Posted by: Spunknit Nov 14 2005, 04:04 AM

rug burn, which can be annoyingly similar to a paper cut. Both can be irritating enough to make you forget about other aches & pains. These wounds should be treated with S

Posted by: pnkfloyd12 Nov 14 2005, 04:01 PM

scissors. But make sure you don't run with them or T

Posted by: Spunknit Nov 15 2005, 03:52 AM

teach them the alphabet, since it would lead to an U

Posted by: pnkfloyd12 Nov 15 2005, 10:04 AM

uprising of epic proportions. V

Posted by: Spunknit Nov 16 2005, 06:24 AM

"Victory shall be mine", shouted the tortoise, as it crept slowly towards the finish line. Meanwhile the snoozing hare had no idea W

Posted by: pnkfloyd12 Dec 20 2005, 06:31 PM

watermelon tasted so good. Even after losing to the tortoise, the hare X

Posted by: Spunknit Dec 22 2005, 03:55 AM

examined his shedding fur because he was too y

Posted by: pnkfloyd12 Dec 22 2005, 06:20 AM

young to be losing his hare, so he Z

Posted by: Spunknit Jan 1 2006, 07:05 AM

zoomed to the grocery store for more carrots, but they were out of stock, so he had to settle for some Red Delicious A

Posted by: pnkfloyd12 Jan 1 2006, 09:35 AM

acorns, which were supposed to be for the squirrels. The squirrels then B

Posted by: Spunknit Jan 2 2006, 03:53 AM

boycotted the acorns due to unfair labor practices forced on the squirrels. With all the harvesting, burying, trying to remember where its buried, then having to crack the darn thing open without a nutcracker, why, its just not proper. So the squirrels all C

Posted by: pnkfloyd12 Jan 2 2006, 07:30 AM

chased the rats trying to steal their food. The D

Posted by: Spunknit Jan 2 2006, 08:06 AM

darn critters kept getting into the bird feeders, so we made a cage around it so they couldn't get in. But then they started E

Posted by: chadesofblur Jan 2 2006, 10:29 PM

egging passing cars so THAT didn't work, and a lawsuit surely would have followed if it weren't for the quick thinking F

Posted by: Spunknit Jan 6 2006, 04:20 AM

frog, because he just hopped along his merry way, until he was G

Posted by: pnkfloyd12 Jan 6 2006, 05:13 AM

green with envy. The squirrels followed, but H

Posted by: Spunknit Jan 8 2006, 05:10 AM

had trouble remembering where they were supposed to go. They decided to I

Posted by: humanmango Jan 8 2006, 12:28 PM

invent a Squirrel-ophone that could J

Posted by: chadesofblur Jan 8 2006, 08:53 PM

jam the airwaves with their constant chittering. Eventually even the squirrels got tired of hearing themselves so they gave K

Posted by: pnkfloyd12 Jan 9 2006, 05:24 PM

kangaroos a hard time for jumping around all the time. L

Posted by: chadesofblur Jan 9 2006, 09:34 PM

Little bananas shall dance with the kangaroos and squirrels because on M

Posted by: Spunknit Jan 10 2006, 07:19 PM

motorcycles would be dangerous, since they don't have a license. There is a lesson to be learned, N