Hidde-Ho Kids!
The doors are now open on the greatest shopping experience since MacCleery & Son's Pickle Palace and Casket Works...the all new RCT*mart KIOSK!!!
My ever-faithful side-kick Margarat and I were there as the doors opened a few minutes early (okay, so they got tired of us rattling the doors for 15 minutes and finally let us in...), but this is a true shoppers paradise! Especially if you are a banana-holic like I am (or even a alcoholic like Margarat)...the dancing yellow guys are everywhere!
You can keep a banana close to your heart with one of the stunning T-shirts (one in organic cotton for all you Mother Earth Hippie-wannabes out there! **giggle**), or if someone asks if that's one in your pants you can truthfully say "Yes!!!" with these tasteful Boxer Shorts! Isn't that just gooey???
Head to our Summer Pool Bash Party wearing one of Wagi's signature thongs...complete with our favorite dancing banana guy. Make your time here at The Mart more fun with a nifty mouse pad, or slap a cool sticker over your ex's mug in that photo...it's all here at the Kiosk!
Have the morning coffee in an Official RCT*mart mug...Margarat claims they hold almost half of a fifth...as long as you leave out the mixer! Even Pookiekins found a stylish Canine Coat for the upcoming winter...trez cheeky!
I got to tell you kids...the shelves are just loaded with nifty-neat-o stuff that you KNOW you just need to buy! They assure me that new items will be added from time-to-time, so you need to bookmark the Kiosk and visit it often!
Okay kids...the RCT*mart has Edna Mae's "Official Seal of Approval", so be sure to 'borrow' Mom's credit card and buy her a great gift...she'll then forgive you for buying yourself some cool stuff too (just tell her you're doing your Christmas shhopping early this year...she'll forget about it before the month is out...).
So click that linky-thingy and take a look at the Kiosk, and buy, buy, BUY! Isn't this just gooey?? **giggle**
Margarat, honey...you have that thong on backwards dear.....yes I'm sure!