This is one of my favorite games from another site so I figured I would start it here and let you guys have some fun with it.

The way it works is a word will be posted, then the next person makes up an alternate definition of that word and posts a new word for the next person, and so on.

The alternate definitions can keep the original pronounciation of the word, but change the meaning to literally match each syllable or you can change the pronounciation and alter the meaning to match the new pronounciation or just come up with anything that fits the spelling of the word

Examples:
protest - an exam required by athletes before becoming a professional
google (go ogle) - to tell someone to go and stare at another
personal - the amount Al is allowed to claim on his taxes for every son
pancake - the part of a cake (usually in the middle) that sticks to the pan

Ok, I'll post the first word...

converse

converse - poetry read or written by the inmates in the slammer, big house, or prison.

Next word: tempo

Tempo - Hillbillies without money. Usage: "Tems bes po people."

Next word: eggnog

Eggnog: The part of your noggin that resembles an egg.

Next word: Monosodium

monosodium - how you tell the waiter/waitress that you only want one soda

subtract

Subtract - The path a sub travels through the water.

Next word: liverwurst

Liverwurst - the least favorite organ in the body

alphabet

alphabet - The first bet in a series of bets

OR

alphabet - the leader or superior of a monastery populated by certain furry sitcom aliens. ie: alf abbot


Next word: calendar

calendar - the person who murdered Cal

investigate

investigate- to invade one's privacy and cause lawsuits.

Beastfan04, when you post a definition for the previous word you need to include a new word for the next person to use.

Also, that definition is too close to the actual one.

Oh...Sorry!

Here's the next word!

fodder

fodder-food for fought...I mean thought...at least in my opinion that is what comes to mind.

mcjob (yes it is a real word you need the unabrdidged verison of the merriam webster dictionary tosee it, {that means the thick one})

Mcjob - "Would you like fries with that?"

Fillibuster

Fillbuster - A person who does redundant things. i.e. fills a hole up with cement and then busts it clean....

Next Word: Totalitarianism <--

totalitarianism - beliefs of the entire population of that little known country Itar.

witchcraft

Witchcraft - The manufacture of witchs for the halloween market

I found this which while not relevent to the game should cause a giggle or two

Leadership - 1. anatomy The joint formed by the thigh and pelvis of the person in charge. 2. slang Exclamation stating that the person in charge is 'with it' or 'in style'.

Alternate definition for witchcraft - a broom, especially one that flies.


Next word - ribbon

Ribbon - A combination of a spare rib and a bon bon, providing a meaty layer with a soft dusting of icing sugar. Often served as a 'sweetmeat'.

Next defination Brewery

Brewery, A place where drunk people get their booze and sometimes people even live there.

Next Word: Football

Football- Collection of disembodied feet, all duct-taped together to resemble a ball.

^I know, kinda gruesome...

Next word!

dumpling

A dumb person who thinks that all that matters is pling pling

Next Word Soccer

Soccer: Socks for females

Next Word: Chapstick

Chapstick - a tool used for walking assistance by distinguised gentlemen.


ornament

Ornament: Decorations for Mintliqeur!

Next Word: Icicle

Icicle - an old farming tool used to cut grain that's for me and me alone.

independant

Independant: An ant that celebrates the 4th of July!

Next Word: keyboard

keyboard - a wooden plank, adorned with hooks or nails, used to store keys.


Next word: saucer

A saucer is a bizarre device very much like a multi-purpose condiment rack. It has one nozzle and a rack of sauces that can be twisted to push the correct sauce through the nozzle. These are a great help to condiment fans as it allows Tomato, Brown, Barbecue, Curry and Chili sauces as well as mayonaises and purees to be stored in a remarkably small space, thus freeing up table space for pickles, chutnies, salt and pepper.

Next word Aardvark

aardvark - a large boat owned by the American Association of Retired Domestic Vintners or A.A.R.D.V.


Next word - locomotive

Locomotive - Insane incentive

Supress

Supress - Someone named Sue who works at the local dry cleaners.

trophy

Trophy: A small waver or fee for trolls

Next word: Blanket

blanket - an other-worldly alien with no facial expression.



Next word - enterprise

enterprise - being given a choice between a very small insect or a prize.

popular

popular-A soda that YOU drink that is made from lar?
(Lar-A tutelary deity or spirit of an ancient Roman household.)

Lar

As for blanket- A female nobody.

Lar: Short for Larry, for really lazy people who already shortened Lawrence to Larry.

Next Word: Meaning

meaning - the act of being mean to someone

program

Program - A telegram delivered by a professional sports player.


Newlywed

Newlywed - The first few minutes after 11:59 on Tuesday night.


Next word: reply

When the toilet paper factories have to redo a 2-ply roll.

Next word: booklet

booklet - a baby book

new word: supermarket

The hero and savior of all markets.

freeway

A free way to get RCT3 to run on an old computer. By free meaning without a new video card.
Next word
Mobile

Mobile - The stuff Mo produces after a heavy night

Next word: Bicarbonate

Bicarbonate: 2 Carbons that ate something

Next Word: Cyclothymic <-- real word, look it up

Cyclothymic - the process of reducing flabby thighs with a staionary bicycle.


Next word: formatted

Formatted:A process which distinguishes betweeen the belongings of people named Matt or Ted.

Next word: scissors