You know you're addicted to Rollercoaster Tycoon when

1. Your friend shows you his new house and you complain it's too blocky

2. Before you ride a rollercoaster, you ask the ride op what the excitement intensity and nausea ratings are

3. You perform a peep 'jump' after you exit the ride

4. You get lost on wide, straight paths

5. You develop an addiction to sun cream

6. You're only capable of swimming in swimming pools

7. When you visit a theme park you spend all day standing in one space stareing at the scenary

8. When you do 7 your family are prepared to wait around all day for you

9. You catch yourself humming the music that currently playing in the park

10. You join a RCT club so you can talk with other addicts......ah

11. When you're willing to play £60 entrance fee when visiting your local park
12. When you try and call for a mechanic after a ride has broken down while your in the que

13. You buy a park map even though you are unable to read or understand it.

14. If a garden is looking dead, you whip out a bottle of water and help it grow.

15. You wonder where the entertainment panda is.

16. You wonder why nobody has a green face.

17. You check buildings to see if their made from dirt.

18. Check attendance and wonder why the park's not bogging down.

19. Hang around empty areas to see if a a flat ride will appear from nowhere.

20. You follow park handymen around to see where they pull out that lawnmower from.

21. When everytime you look at a building you think to yourself, "I know EXACTLY what pieces I would use to recreate that!"

22. You cant find the park exit..

23.you start complaining that is to crowded here..

24. You think you can control Illuminations or any other firework show using a mix master.

25. You just discovered a poncho for the rain.

26. You wonder why females are at amusement parks, and why their hair is so long.

27. You stand, for months, watching a new ride being built.

Wow, I actually do think that sometimes, no joke.

28. When you look at a ride and think "How can I recreate it in RCT?"

29. when you trap yourself thinking "this Pizza-hut-1-Pizza is really a good value."

30. when your last name has only one letter, e.g. "Anna S."

When forceps that are larger than your entire body pick you up and fly you around the park and all you can blurt out is.......

Put me down!

32. When you walk around the park thinking "I feel like someone is watching me."

When you wander around the park looking for food..

34. When you get so mad (for whatever reason) that you want to break every lamp post that you pass.

or the benches, or overturn the garbage dumpsters.

35 you think 10 minutes in a queue line is a very long wait.

36! You walk past all sorts of food shops similar to the Hot Dog 1 Stall that is on the other side of the park that your going to.

37; When you say i want to go on rollercoaster 1 again..

38. You join an online forum dedicated to the game, and play games like these.

^

When you spend a weekend cleaning your objdata folder out....not your house

^ hey, its 3 weekends later and I'm still doing that!

40. When you spend more time MANAGING your RCT downloads then playing RCT.

When you finally forget which files you need and don't need, and just delete the whole game off the computer along with all the object Data, and reinstall the game and only unzip the scenery packets that you want. To keep from going banana's

42. When you mentally apply the pincers tool to real-world situations. Lift 'em over the lake, and drop 'em in.

...when you're thinking about buying a used Pentium 300 laptop from work for $100 so you can play RCT2 while you're at your kid's piano/gymnastics classes.

If you can spare the $100, why not. I mean £50s for more RCT2 time. If only I could install it on my Palm.....

not for the $ 100,-; but sure you are addicted when you want to play RCT while your kid is having usefull classes. Here I am presuming you're supposed to follow your kid's efforts and not wait idle down the hall. But watch out: you may easily convince your kid that playing a game on the computer is more fun than playing the piano or practice gymnastics

When you download 100's of zips but don't remember what is what because you got to excited and forgot to write the file name down.

46. You get so bored waching at a relitive playing sport and get out a lap top and play RCT2. (I always want to do that at my sister's sports.)

47. Your so dang fat that you break a bench.

48. You throw up on the floor to make a janitor do all the work.

49. When you drown every body.

50. When you go around a REAL theme part and say "Great Senery!"

51. You waste you film on senery.

52. when you complain about every thing in the park.

53. Ask the operator "How many loops/drops are in the Rollercoaster" or
to ask the Marry-Go-Round Operater "Can you turn off the anouying music from the Marry-Go-Round".

You know you're addicted when ...

54. Even the night, you dream that you build rollercoasters...

55. You start playing in the morning, and when you stop it is the night again

56. You joined a club, forums and differents RCT sites ...

57. Even during the classes you are drawing the map of your next park

58. Your family does not understand what you are saying because you are talking in english instead of french ... o.O

59. You find that every RCT work is beautiful

60. You are ready to pay for the park entrance AND for the rides when you are visiting a park

61. You are posting here at the Mart when it is 1.39am in France

62. When you eat a banana, you think about RCT

Wow I am just realising that I am really addicted to rct2 ...

63. When you start making lists like these!

64. When you made a copy of a local park.

65. When you can't find the bathroom your standing right next to.

Have a terrapinrific day!
Terrapin

66. You keep calling people peeps

67. Follow handymen around th park all day wondering how they empty the trash cans without touching them and where the trash goes.

Have a terrapinrific day!
Terrapin

68. (to the tune of the tootsie roll commercial jingle):
♪♪ Whatever it is I see, I see...... becomes an RCT recreation to me!♪♪

69. When you recreate (or at least try to) a local landmark, except with a tragic story (that begins with near-bankruptcy and the hiring of a professional RollerCoaster Tycoon) and rides.

70. You are riding the local transit system train to work and start thinking things like: I would have landscaped that area differently ---- I wonder how much it would cost to put in some different station buildings?? --- Wouldn't this ride be so much more exciting if we stuck a loop in this track somewhere??


JCF