In this game you grant and then corrupt someone elses's wish. Then, you make a wish yourself.

Example:

Person: I wish I could live in an Bunny World!
Person 2: Granted. But you're the only one living there.

So, basically, you grant the wish but make something bad happen because of it.

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I wish I had a billion dollar computer.

Done, but it is installed with Win3.1. Kinda a waste, huh?



I wish I lived in an epic world full of adventure and magic.

Certainly. However that dragon looks mighty hungry and you're stuck to the shoulders in quicksand.

I wish these 9 cats we've accumulated were gone.

Done but 10 more appeared.

I wish that somebody would make this wish bad.

Done, but accidently made it good in the process.

I wish I was 6ft 4in.

Done, but you are 5 ft across horizontal.








hehe

No wish for me to corrupt?

I wish I could fly to New York!

granted. but ur flying the wright brothers plane.

i wish i had a wish!

Granted, but you have to drink a whole glass of 100 year old milk before you can make your wish.

I wish I had my own rollercoaster

Granted, but you had to sell your house to get the funds.

I wish I could design coasters as well as Spunknit!

granted. but now u cant build parks worth crap!

i wish i could skateboard like Eric Koston

Granted, but after you make 100 coasters your server fails and you loose them all

I wish I lived in a mansion.

Granted, you may be my new butler Matt.

I wish I could go skiing

Granted, but some idiot yells at the top of his voice, starts and avalanche and kills everyone in the vicinity.

I wish I could be a (dancing) !

Granted, but the you go rotten after a few days.

I wish I owned a cruise ship!

granted. but it's the Titanic

i wish i had the patience and skill to make a park like the RCTA

Granted, but by the time you finish you're 87.

I wish I could have a croissant!

Granted, but not granted

I wish I was a mod here!

Granted, but your inbox is filled to the brim with PMs from forum newbies asking you whether or not you need to pay for the downloads here.

I wish that I could make my wishes less bland and more creative...

granted. but they are all bad for the environment.

i wish i was the drummer for Linkin Park

yes but you are the one being drummed

I wish I would go to sleep at the right time

Granted, But the right time is 2 A.M!

I wish people registered at my new site Removed

Of course, but they all start spamming

I wish I could be at a theme park right now

Granted. Unfortunately, some vandal trashed the "Closed For Repairs" sign at the entrance of your favourite coaster, which you are riding now.

I wish I could have my eyesight back (yes, barmy old codger I am...)

Granted, you now wear contacts...bi-focal contacts no less!

I wish for goodwill toward humankind.






^^^^^

Granted, But then Goodwill stores are being burned

I wish my kittens where both girls, not a boy and a girl!

Granted. But eventually they mate with some alley cat and bring in baby mongrel cats (eew)

I wish every day was Christmas Day, or Christmas Eve; whatever day people get presents on!

Granted, but 99% of them is "Give Smelly Socks" Day.

I wish that pelicans would be able to shoot out water from their nose holes on their beaks.

Granted. But they're all aiming at you.

I wish that nothing in this world would ever die again.

Granted, but the world will become too full that you would have to share your bedroom with a man with a boil!

I wish that I make a passing grade on my research project for my english class over the "Roaring Twenties" music and dance.

Granted. You pass, but everyone else gets an A

I wish upon a star, for free beer at the bar

You get the free beer, but so does everyone else, so you cant get a taxi home

I wish that we didnt have coursework to do...