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 Mar 31 2005, 03:04 PM
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"Skeeter" accidentally overturned a wagonload of corn on the road. A nearby farmer saw the accident and went over to have a look and found the him trying to right the tipped wagon.
"Hey Skeeter," the farmer said., "Forget your troubles for a spell and come have dinner with us. I'll help you with that wagon after we eat." "That's mighty nice of ya'll, but Pa won't like that," Skeeter replied. "Aw, come on son. Take a break," the farmer insisted. "Well, alrighty then, " Skeeter finally agreed. "But Pa won't be liken' it none." After a hearty meal, Skeeter thanked the farmer. "I feel's me a whole lot's better now, but I jus' knows that Pa gonna be upset 'n all." "Nonsense," the farmer said. "Where is your pa anyway?" "Under the wagon." |
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