 Spunky and her kin jokes!, Our favorite Hillbilly Funnies |
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| Spunknit |
 Jul 4 2006, 07:07 AM
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We can always count on Kraan to buzz into the Mart with a good ol' boy joke or two! Thanks! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/banana-wink.gif)
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| kraan |
Sep 19 2006, 11:41 AM
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 Window Shopper  Group: Window Shopper Posts: 34 Joined: 30-August 04 Member No.: 456 |
Bubba's old buddy
Bubba was in the local Honky-Tonk when in walked an old buddy of his ... Billy Bob "Billy Bob" shouts Bubba "haven't seen you in a munts of Sundays ... where y'all been ... and what happen to y'all leg" Billy Bob explains to Bubba that he was ran over by a pickem-up truck and thats how he lost his leg "truly sorry to heard that" replies Bubba "ummm ... what's with the hook for yer hand ???" Billy Bob explains that he lost his hand in a thrasher accident and had it replaced with a hook "truly sorry to heard that" replies Bubba "ummm ... why y'all got a patch over your eye fer ???" Billy Bob explains to Bubba that he was out pheasant hunting and one of the birds flew over his head and just as he looked up the bird made a mess in his eye Bubba kinda smiled and said "ahhh ... yous pullin my leg ... you can't lose an eye just cause a bird crapped in it" "It was my first day with my new hook" |
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| kraan |
Sep 19 2006, 12:00 PM
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Top 10 Reasons Why Rednecks Rule
10 ... Dinner can always be found on the side of the road. 09 ... Their belt buckles are considered valid I.D.! 08 ... With a little corn and water they can distill enough moonshine to quench any dry town! 07 ... They can spit with absolute accuracy. 06 ... Nothing compares to the luxury and freedom of a mobile home. 05 ... Bluejeans and a flannel are always considered formal. 04 ... At least that rusty Pick-up's bought and paid for. 03 ... A mayonnaise jar doubles as a handy thermos. 02 ... A baseball cap is considered a fine substitute for combing your hair. #1 ... Tractor pulls and auto races serve as a fine meeting place for family reunions |
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| Jay2645 |
May 14 2007, 03:42 PM
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Nice jokes, guys! Keep it up! If you're still here, that is. |
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| Wagi |
May 15 2007, 01:47 PM
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 RCT*Mart Credit Card Holder  Group: Staff Posts: 3,259 Joined: 26-June 04 From: São Paulo Brazil Member No.: 11 |
Spunky's nephew Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to
attract the girls. He decided to ask his cousin Billy-Bob for advice. "It's them there big ole baggy swimmin' trunks that make ya'all look like an old fool. They be years outta style!" Billy-Bob said. "You best grab yerself a pair of them there little ol' Speedos - about two sizes too small and then ya'all drop you a fist-sized tater down inside a'them. I'm a'tellin' ya man...ya'll have all them there females ya'all could want!" The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking new skin-tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning way, laughing, pointing, looking sick! Bubba went back to his cousin Billy-Bob and asked him, "Wha's all wrong? It ain't a'workin' Billy-Bob!" "Lard-Almighty!" said Billy-Bob, "the tater goes in the front!" |
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| Spunknit |
May 17 2007, 05:17 AM
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You ol' bear, you crack me up! |
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