People really need to take gun control more seriously. For example, here we see just how bad things can get when Kitty learns what 'de-claw' means. If only there'd been a trigger lock on that weapon, Dr. Doe of the local animal clinic wouldn't have that permenant limp. Also, on a brighter note, Cujo, the family dog, has finally learned not to mess with Kitty.

"Here birdy-birdy...."

Harry! When I told you to give fluffykins her shots, that wasn't what I meant!

Every year at the Dog Parade there's at least one cat with an attitude.

The Washington Sniper 2: The sequel. Fluffier, small and cuter than before.

Hasta Lavista dog

I'll teach you a lesson, barbaric human, you thought you could get away with drowning my brothers and sisters, didn't you?

Boy, it would be so much easier to hold this gun still if I had opposable thumbs!

"Here doggie doggie. Where is that pesky dog when you need him?"

The President's cat, tired of eating Saudi cat food, decides to get his revenge by shooting him square in the butt. (as we all know the source of G.W.'s intellect )

Tom finally wises up and gets an expert to finish off Jerry.

Tiggy the Cat's first week at university.

" Uh ... Where am I?.....Why do I smell like dog? Aaaaghhghh!"
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Tom the After Jerry Years an E True Hollywood story
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"I need more beer and a lighter or somebody is gettin a present tonight."

The "Hello, My name is Fluffy and I'm An Alcoholic" after school special only on the Animal Planet.

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

This picture I saw in an old issue of Game Informer.

The caption read:

"Drugs and alcohol introduced to the feline population? What's next? Fish?"

Bob feared that his mid life crisis had gone a little too far when his new sports car told him 'he still looked like a sad old man'.

Spunky's new set of teeth got misappropriated during delivery.

Tokyo's latest monster "Manimobile" and his current captives Dr Dope DDS and Nurse Comeandgetit.

DETROIT - Ford introduces its latest model; a real gas-guzzler!

Godzilla's gonna be (word automatically removed) when he wakes up and finds his teeth missing.

Mick Jagger ,desperate for attention, has released his new Mickmobile.

Time for a new one!

Felix the Cat, charged with depravity, covers his face entering courthouse for arraignment.

Please dont take my picture..I'm camra shy

Who are you and why are you waking me up at 4 a.m.?

Tickle my tummy, Baby!

It turned out that kitty had watched too many Jackie Chan films.

The family was suspicious when they found the "green stuff" . He said it was catnip. Next thing ya know COPS is bustin Fluffy in the living room.

Hey you stole my Eggo!!!!!

The ducks have poisoned the..... X

What?! I'm eating duck excrement?!

"I just can't (chomp...gobble...chew...gulp) understand (slobber...burp) why I ain't seen (slurp....gulp...burp) no ducks t'day?"

"Spunky, get that camera outta my face while I'm eatin!"

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It's BUBBA!!!

"Wha? What do you mean I ate the bait?!"

The Loch Ness Monster surprises everyone by turning up in America.

Time for a new one.

Today, we see our subject, the unsuspecting goose.

What humans hear: HONK!

What geese hear: "Come my fellow brothers! Together, we shall rule this world and smite all who opose us!"

HONK! Here's an open table.

The DIY resteraunt concept failed to take off.

Patte is WHAT?!

Could you point me in the right direction? I'm trying to get to Canada!

"Don't eat that, my little goslings, you don't know where those humans have been!"

"Okay, who was that funny guy that put my scarf and my hat into black paint?"

"It`s boring here. I wear black. I love an animal....HEY! I´M GOTH!"

I cannot believe this has not been said yet but:

"AFLAC!!!"

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(The Flag Pole:) "My fellow friends! We have to stand for our rights! We must fly this flag!" ::Flag reads,"What does aflac got to do with ducks?"::