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Sincere & Humble apologies to moderator for previous post.

"Look at that "hang-dog" expression, he's learned his lesson!"

Old an: "No...you cant have this newspaper"

"bartender? . . . I thought the ad said 'beret vendor', darn, I guess it's back to the unemployment line!"

Spunky's Toyboy

:::sniff::: :::sniff::: Who smooshed me 'at? She was such a lovely 'at...now look at er...s'all flat...
:::sniff::: :::sniff::: Somebody owes me a new hat.

You want me to put that bag on WHERE?!

I DON'T CARE IF THE OTHERS CAN'T DRINK!!!!

"Hop in my mouth if you want to live." (from Finding Nemo)

"Hey, can you take a look and tell me if I have anything stuck in my teeth? I swear I could feel something, but I'm not sure what it is and I don't want to be embarrassed with like a big green glob stuck on my teeth when I'm talking to people"

JCF

"Hmmm . . . yes, yes, those incisors are coming in nicely! We'll see you again in six months."

Uh, I didn't realize you was standing there when I jumped.

Can we be fr........

No Kermit, don't do it!

"tastes like chicken"
or
this is a quote from family guy.

"if you lick a toad, your licking every toad that that toad has ever been with."

"Hey, honey! I like this place.... It has a nice picket fence running all of the way around the yard; and this covered play area looks really inviting."

"Hm...this looks like a hand puppet. I want to climb in and feel how warm and fuzzy it is!" *chop*

"I love you!" "I love you too! Lets have kids!"

Time for a new pic.

"Um, Waiter!!! Can I have some more water"????

"I paid a lot of money for a nice vacation at this resort, & I'll be darned if some stupid hurricane tidal surge is going to stop me".

"Do you think the customers will notice that we didn't account for the tide when we started this beachfront cafe?"

"Hey!! Anyone seen our scuba waiter? I've been waiting for a refill on this ice water forever!!"

I don't care what the Travel Channel says. this place is all wet!

That`s right folks, Titanic tour groups now offers dinner cruises all season long......

"Waiter?....... How fresh is the fish here?"

Nearly 5 days with no new posts, I guess it's time for a new picture.

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I can workout 24 hours a day, but I can't climb 15 steps.

Hey! both these escalators go down! Sadists!!!

Time for a new one! Have fun!

The Robin Williams Back Hair Brigade is on the move again.

The salon district can be treacherous at times.

"I think George the Giant is getting his hair cut..."

For some reason nobody could actually justify them having a tank in the salon

Can't Oprah leave any part of her life private?

With only a few pieces of candy remaining as evidence, the Disco Ball Detectives were anxiously awaiting a call back from the culprits who had kidnapped the Easter Bunny.

No wonder it's not ringing! You've chewed through the cord last night during Disco Hannaka!

The Crime Hotline! Want to be burgled? Give us a call on 0800 078 9987!

I knew we shouldn't have hired Superman...

Perhaps sheriff Andy overstaffed the Mayberry Anti-Crime Task Force.

Time for a fresh one!

"That was some party on the back of that truck"

Grolsch - sponsoring highway cleanup operations since 1992

And here you see the results of a desperate bid for freedom.

The dead and dying strewn across the field of battle.

The complete utter hopelessness and sadness upon the faces of the stricken...

"Well, we'll just tell the boss we drank them"

Alcohol abuse.

Here's a new one.

Why the heck have I got a pancake on my head!

Flap Jackrabbits! The breakfast that gets you hopping around in the morning.

Here's your order...a pancake with a side of rabbit