Can I put a picture on here now? It's a very good picture! Could get alot of captions if you guys really think.

http://www.csee.umbc.edu/~mariedj/browse/funny/forklift.jpg

I'll give a caption and you guys think of more ok?

Boss of this company:"Today we begin beginner classes for driving a forklift."

-or-

Notice for the forklift drivers for the company:"Make sure the truck is backed up before loading."

-or-

Boss firing the driver:"I'm not firing you because your wrecked the forklift. I'm firing you for wrecking with a missle on the front!"

It is a funny picture, but you may want to scale it down for the forums. It's a bit too large.

Well it is a direct picture, and I didn't want to use up my freewebs stuff.

The new forklift operator smart bomb was too good a success.

Make sure you turn to go down the ramp.

Next time you "drop the bomb," make sure the forklift isn't still attached!

Private Bob was saddened when he found out that 'Be All That You Can Be' for him, meant a urinalysis and blood test, followed by a permenant job peeling potatos.

Following the collapse of the Soviet Union it became apparent that safety standards in the Russian thermonuclear arsenal were slipping.

The Canterbury Ghost: "Hey, do you know, how to break?"
Harvey, the invisible rabbit: "Hey, what do you expect? I´m a rabbit!"

And to think we put our lives in the capable hands of the Military

RCTycoon, could you please scale the picture down? It is too large.

Less arguing, more captions! Time for a new pic!

My caption:

"Sanya, you silly donkey! Get down from there this instant, we have a pizzas to deliver!"

Mines not a caption, but you know on Shrek the first one how donkey was being sold because he was a "Fairy Tale Creature." I think that donkey gave this donkey a little bit of the fairy pixie, becaue he was being mistreated from having to cary all of that load. The only thing that the donkey for got was to wait until he was unhook from the trailer.

"I guess I shouldnt have gone on that diet."

"Oh no no no no no! I must carry all this, or my family will be discrased for long time. I will no be happy. You get down now! Do you hear me? Ooooh...(this is the part where they start talking in their native language.) Why meeee?!"

After the nuclear build up in their area, Bangladesh demonstrates their intention to defend themself with their first missile design.

This is what happens when you don't eat a HUNGRY MAN dinner meal!

^ I love those commercials ^

The Donkey says, "Hey I told you no wheelies!"

Santa said,"Why did those stupid reindeer have to strike so close to christmas."

That's a lot of gifts for children!

Time for a new one!

Seconds, anyone?

Waiter! There's a hair in my soup.

"Today's specialty is puppy-and-noodle soup! Very good, yes?"

Did anyone else notice the 'Cat Treats' jar in the background? Obvoiusly, the other cats feel threatened by the puppy's presence, and find it best to cook it. Poor thing...

Waiter, there's a puppy in my spaghetti!

Introducing Dog Weaves!!!!

"Oh it said to add sausage! DOH!"

Do you want fries with that?

The American Kennel Club announces a new breed, the 'Semolina Spaniel'!

A new one! Have fun!

OK . . . before you eat me can I interest you in some car insurance?

"Get in ma BELLLLLLY!!!"

Allstate sends out a hitman.

"The eagles are coming! The eagles are coming!"

B...b...b...b...but! I'm only skin and bone

"GGGGAAAAAHHHHH!!!! GET OFF OF ME, YOU BIG BRUTE!!!"

Crayons gooooooood!

Crayola tears

"Look Ma! I didn't get any on the walls."

"When clowns go bad" next on Oprah!

NEW PIC TIME!

The pic isn't visible, sorry.

Yeah, what ^ he said

JCF

Why let the fact that the picture isn't showing up stop you from posting a caption?

"Now you see it, now you don't"

"The Invisible Man" a self portrait done in oils circa 1950.

I finally got it all together, and as you can see, now I can't find it!

JCF

ahh nuts. They must not allow linking to the pictures there. Darnnit...I'll find something else.

"This new car wash just isn't working as well as I thought it would."