"Well yeah, Walt, I DO think you're using bait that's just too gal-darned big! Then again, I also told ya there aren't any fish in that cement pond, but you just had to test it for yourself!" {an ode to Jethro Bodein, ala Beverly Hillbillies}

JCF

Dang it my picture is gone again!!

BEWARE! There's a picture thief among us!! LOL just kidding. I'll find the dang thing again...hold on....

Well now it's back, but I will add it as an attachment so it can't disappear again. Hopefully.


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NO PARKING
OFFENDING VIECHLES WILL BE TOWED AWAY

BEACH PARKING ONLY

Alot of people are desperate to get to the sale...

For Sale
1990 VW Rabbit (I'm not up to speed on American cars, sorry)
55,000 miles on the clock, Bodywork in good condition though the engine may need some work.
Good runner, One careful owner.
Reduced for quick sale, Buyer must collect.
No timewasters/tyrekickers

$2,000 or any good offer considered

Ive heard of waking up on the lawn but this is ridiculous!

"We do a thorough wash, inside & out!"

Gentlemen this car didn't commit suicide, it was murdered!
Da-Da-DAAAAAAAAAAA.

I think rlindsey's caption was the funniest, but they were all good!


NEW PIC!

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"......please no breathalyzer, please no breathalyzer......"

So did I pass my driving test?

Oops.....I floored the gas pedal instead of hitting the brakes!

Man, these cops have gotta look where they are going!

So I'm guessing I won't be getting off with just a verbal warning, huh?

"If I knew you wanted the parking space that bad, I would've backed out for you."

Road Rage: getting so angry you run into the back of someone

Road Terror: Getting road rage then realising who you just hit

When I look at this all I can think of is that horrible show, "Cops":

♪♪Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you. Bad boys, bad boys.....♪♪

Or if you prefer the Simpsons parody version:

♪♪Bad cops, bad cops. Bad cops, bad cops.
Springfield cops are on the take. But what do you expect for the money we make? Whether in a car or on a horse, We don't mind using excessive force.
Bad cops, bad cops...Bad cops, bad cops ♪♪

Gotta love those simpsons parodies!

Where's the picture? I can't see it....

Got Cop?

Appeasement through donuts? Let's watch.....

cat: "You want a piece of me?..hunh, do ya?..do ya? "

eagle: "You want a piece of me?..hunh, do ya?..do ya? "

Eagle:"I taught I taw a putty tat!", "I did' I did tee a putty tat!"

What they both are thinking at this moment....

"LUNCHTIME!"

American vs. Purrrsian

Sam vows to never again seek companionship thru the classifieds.

"Bird lover seeks like minded companion"

...Tch....

Cat: Hello pudden-head birdey!

Eagle: Get away you dull pussycat, I'll call you when I need a feather lickin'.

(BTW the cat has to have that western dialict, while the Eagle has that bad-boy dialict.)

Eagle: Hmmmm............... LUNCH!

Cat: Hmmmm............... LUNCH!

CAT: "I don't care if you ARE the national icon for the greatest country in the free world. NOBODY gets to perch on this fence but ME! Got it buster?! NOW SCRAM!!!"



JCF

that's funny

Let's see if I can catch some bird ka-ka on my tongue.

Wassup!!!

"What did you say? I have a bird on my head? Get outta here!"

"Duck, duck, duck, duck, GOOSE!"

I do NOT have an egg shaped head! I just have a chicken do.

Bird brained.

People say he's coo-coo.

That's what you call a real 'Rhode Island Redhead'.

Tallest car in the world..

"Honey, where did you park the car?"

Driving License £20
Driving Lessons £200
Car £1,500
Failing your driving test by parking on top of a pole Priceless

I knew I shouldnt have given my car Red Bull.

Korea announces its newest extreme sport, Hyundai Pole Vault!

With clouds obscuring the sun, the precise placement of the healstone of "Car Henge" is not fully realized.

Nasdaq V 599,999,999,999,999.99

In other news today: A bunch of teens pranked their principal by putting his car on top of a post. The teens got punished by working at a Chinese Take-Out Resturant, for the rest of their summer, but not get paid.

*click*

Tonight expect scattered showers, and for the rest of your week SUNNY!!!

"Don't Ask"

This Godzilla bait car works like a dream to help the sportsman hunter get thier limit. Only $15,000.00 ($17,000.00 deluxe sedan model shown.)