Eeeww! Uh, waiter...waiter there's a hare in my breakfast.

C'mon guys! Go get a pancake!

It's the newest fashion statement!

Time for a new one!

And here we have bear number 3. Who seems to have strayed from the protection of the national forest and has carelessly wandered into a stockcar race. But the fans do not seem to mind the intrusion and have been heard to utter gentle jibs of "Shave the rest!" and "Go Earnheart!"

As you can see by our case study here, the hair transplants have done well, except for an odd shaped patch in the mid-dorsal area.

Needless to say, the "Nascar Hair Removal System for Men" is a success!!!

Time for something new...

Auditions for the remake of I Dream of Jeanie in the Swiss Alps

The Colorado Theater Group version of The King And I got off to a rocky start when two of the lead actors tried to play the same role at the same time in the debute performance. But after much shoving and a little 'trip' down the mountain the role was finally given to Sir Kickem Lowe.

Maybe we could try a new picture.
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"Yesssssss, that'sss the ssspot. Right behind the earsssss."

"MOMMY, I CAN'T GET THESE BROWN SPOTS OFF!!!"

"...after thousands of years, you find out if you want to go on television, sit on it."

"Snake Charmers are trained to be comfortable with snakes at a very young age..."

Earl's Slide Through Snake Wash. $1 per metre of snake.

(stolen and inhumanely twisted Sesame Street...a thousand apologies)
Anaconda, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Anaconda, I'm awfully fond of you;

Woo woo be doo

Anaconda, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Anaconda, you're my very best friend, it's true!

Doo doo doo doo, doo doo

Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Scaley and cold and hungry

Rub-a-dub-a-dubby!

Anaconda, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Anaconda, I'm awfully fond of you.

Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Scaley and cold and hungry

Anaconda, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Anaconda, I'm awfully fond of -
Anaconda, I'd like a whole pond of -
Anaconda I'm awfully fond of you!

Doo doo, be doo

ENCORE!!!

Ah, a bath and dinner!