Lol - no that was my caption - I was speaking as if the creature in the image

The angry face really didn't help there

"Just where do you think you've going with that hamster ball?"

or

"Thank goodness they lifted the ban on assault weapons. Now I can blast that mangy ferret for stealing my food."

or

"Fire in the hole!"

or

"Freeze or the racoon gets it!"

"Where is that darn dancing banana?"

"How am I going to fit that in a toster?"

..::: introducing our new Cat-Tarts.....comes in Kittyberry......Strawkitten....Chocokitty......and Fruity Feline....::...

Hey Dad - I know you said our cat was proud of her appearance - but she's turned into a tart now?!

That's a great one Doc.

Doc and rct2nut!!!


How about: "What do you mean there is no catnip in this box?"

or

"I was hiding from that 2 year old you call "sweetie."

or

"I got tired of 'hanging in there' so I hid in here." (Reference to the pic of the kitten hanging from a tree branch with the caption "Hang in there".

Pop! goes the weas...er...cat.

pnkfloyd12!!!

Caption:
Local Miami Custom Agents Catch Illegal Cat Smuggling Ring Cargo That Was Headed For Korea

What?

Latest Al Queda terrorist weapon revealed. Highly trained suicide cats are used to claw you face just when you at your weakest and most blurry-eyed.

or

Kellogs new fresh product policy caused a few surprises

His bark is bigger than his bite...

Someone's barking up the wrong tree.

Go Fetch Fella!!...Good Tree..You get a treat..!!

Cat run. Me chase cat. Cat climb tree. Me chase cat. Dumb cat.

Hey Stupid cat next door! I'm going to get you as soon as I get out of this stupid tree!

Animal psychologists believe that this is the first case of a hippy, tree-hugging dog.

"I'll show you "marking my territory"! Humph!"

(Spunky forgot to add her caption...darn old age!)

Now that's what I call a wedgie!

"I'm glad you find this so funny.....now if ya wouldn't mind, quit laughing at me and help me down from here. And another thing, NEXT time.......YOU FETCH THE STICK!!!"

^

"Don't stand to close. I gotta go!"

talk about barking up the wrong tree

We are here live in Sandusky ohio to report a dog jumping with his 900 pound owner on the trampoline and the dog flew a mile away and landed in this tree more details at 11.

"Apparently in some cultures this behavior is natural, and in fact ritualistic. The cats don't seem to mind...."
-Dr. Freud

Mr. Wiggles hasn't been able to see his privates since... well.. since they were cut off.

Is that a giant cat squashing you - or are you just pleased to see me?

(A million lines come to mind and I can't post a one of them... )

New diet method for 2: loose weight untill you're able to go to your food bowl/ your dish.

Money was tight in the Australian-rules football league, so alternative balls had to be found...

New excirsize for cat lovers who want to loose wait. Try and pick up chubby the cat here if you succeed then maybe just maybe you have a perpose in life.

Samantha wondered why people scream when they saw her hot water bottle cover.

I have a second caption, but like Wagi I don't think I should post it.

Cat pins owner demanding larger food portion. Local law enforcement, unable to manage the situation, is rumored to be calling in the National Guard.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

200 pound cat burglar caught by homeonwer.

Cat goes on McDonald's diet for a month - Gains 50 pounds.

Nurse falls while helping obese cat to litter box.

Fat cat no longer able to cope with starvation diet. Tries suicide. Dr. Kavorkian called in to assist owner in carrying out eh....feline's final wishes.

The rest are way too naughty to post.

"How do you like my new cat skin rug?"

Ok, Who ate all the turkey?

Train is late, Hulk get mad!

The new tilting trains suffered some teething problems.

Rail Woker: *Sleazy voice* "Hey Ladies... Check out how strong I am!"

or....

Train Driver to Rail Worker: "C'mon! Heave!! Put ya back in it son!"

Train Driver to Rail Worker:" In an Arnold schwarzenegger voice"Come on you puny little weekling..put some muscle into it..

" Fired HUH!! I'll show you fired!"

Arnold Swartscinegard as Terminator: Saying to boy and mother quick hide under this here train station. Boys says"see mom this is why he always says"COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE." we will be just fine.

I can't hold it any longer!! Get the Penny!!

"Sumo Wrestlers Take Train To Competition..."

How about this one


"The gunman behind the grassy knoll is revealed after all these years"